Very erotic, very well-made, and very sick. I enjoyed it and it almost made me as horny as hell. I never knew there were so many vaginal pieces in car construction before. Superb points should probably be awarded to Rosanne Arquette's leg braces, but most people would probably find that in bad taste. They were, however, even better than Jeremy Iron's operating tools for separating Siamese twins. That's about all I have to say; I'm going for a drive now.

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