They have often ridden down these streets before, but the pavement's never
moved beneath their feet before, and the real estate in La Brea never looked
so real (and inviting, when you never asked it to be). Yes, all stops get
pulled out when the big one wants to blow and if you can't stand the heat, too
bad. Yes, disaster movies never die, they just return with bigger effects.
Emergency chief Mike Roark (Tommy Lee Jones) may be troubled by not
spending enough time with his daughter Kelly (Gaby Hoffman) since his
divorce, but hellzapopin' in L.A. and he doesn't know the half of it yet.
Imminent danger is hinted at by seismologist Dr. Amy Barnes (Anne Heche),
but Mike suspects that maybe she's just being "girly." Before long, however,
everybody's getting shaken up and it's not just about the latest trends. It
becomes more a question of here today, fossil tomorrow. Mike tries to fulfill
his responsibilities and keep everything under control, but the heavy, hot, and
laden lava bombs don't make life any easier as they come hurling like
missiles out of the sky. Things are moving too fast for him, though, and he
even winds up leaving his own daughter stranded in order to rescue a
trapped fireman until he notices that she's just about to metamorphose into
orange soup. Scream for daddy, Kelly. Mike stays on the run and takes
everything in his stride, realizing that it's just one of those days. Burning
palm trees are not the most romantic silhouette against a California
landscape, especially when you have no time to enjoy them, and so we all
wonder will Mike and Amy ever have a chance to discover what the other
person is really like in and, more important, will they ever find the time to fall
in love?
There was a steady stream of publicity revolving around Miss Heche in the
American press just before the release of this film. As a seismologist, she
may study tremors, but I wouldn't go so far as to say she makes the earth
move. I don't know what all the fuss was about. Hasn't anybody seen an
actress attend her own premiere before?
As for the story, could something like this really happen, you ask? Why not?;
in a neighborhood that makes a daily routine of waking up to earthquakes,
firestorms and mudslides, anything is possible. So, how do you like that
magma? In any case, take my word for it, the one job you don't want when
the coast blows is Metropolitan Transit Authority chief (John Carroll Lynch);
after all, it gets so warm down in those tunnels.
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