Now that the 73rd annual Academy Awards® ceremony has torn through the
arena like a pack of wild tigers, the Green Hartnett Institute is proud once
again to announce the less nostalgic, less well dressed and perhaps less
exciting annual presentation of the Green Goddess Awards.
For those of you not yet acquainted with these awards, let it suffice to say
that the finalists in all categories, as circumstance would have it, are
exactly the same for both competitions*. The results, however,
are usually quite different inasmuch as the choice of all final winners is
not dependent upon the many complicated considerations necessarily taken into
account by the Hollywood elite, but is picked out with a green pencil
exclusively by the Green Hartnett and is, therefore, solely a result of
personal bias and bigotry.
*Please note that this year there are two blatant
exceptions to this rule in a major category. You shouldn't have to search far
to find one. It is in the film category directly below this note.
